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The 7 Types of Groomsmen We’re Scared to See at Weddings

There’s the off chance that at least one of the groom’s col­lege room­mates is actu­al­ly a decent per­son who has their life togeth­er, but there’s also a pret­ty high prob­a­bil­i­ty of get­ting one of these:

The Man Child

Will need a lot of hand-hold­ing

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The Lazy One

Will refuse hand-hold­ing and still not get any­thing done

kevin spacey im looking for the least possible amount of responsibility GIF by The Good Films

The Party Animal

Will most def­i­nite­ly make a mess

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The Anti-Marriage One

Will make snide com­ments about wed­dings, mar­riage and prob­a­bly your fiance all night

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The Flirt

Will try and sleep with no less than two brides­maids

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The One With All The Stories

Will end up telling your grand­ma a drunk col­lege sto­ry

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The Dancing Queen

Will dance with and on every­one in their imme­di­ate vicin­i­ty

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Moral of the story:

Go over the ground rules. Then go over them again. And again. Then assign your most respon­si­ble bud­dy to guard duty.

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